Vesper
Siamese, the mastermind
“This was always the plan.”
A clowder of seven cats with plans, grudges and reputations to protect. This is their day out, and it was always the plan.
Announced at launch
Each of them is certain they are the one in charge. Only one of them is actually enjoying it.
Siamese, the mastermind
“This was always the plan.”
Persian, the aristocrat
“I'm not late. I'm expected.”
Orange tabby, the lucky fool
“Is it dinner?”
Sphynx, the fixer
“I know a guy.”
Black cat, the grudge
“I'm not mad.”
Ragdoll, the secret dog
“I wasn't waiting for you. I was just here.”
Bengal, the night shift
“Why is everyone asleep?”
Cats Day Out is an entertainment universe. Most of what the clowder does has nothing to do with crypto: invitations nobody admits to wanting, birthdays nobody admits to attending, one new cardboard box that all seven pretend not to care about.
When the market does show up, you get the cats' version of it. Nobody ever loses. They repositioned.
The coin is how you join the clowder. The cats are why you stay.
“I didn't sell. I repositioned.”
Baron, to no one in particular“I'm not mad. I'm just reading you the entry from March.”
Hex, at a birthday party“The guy can't make it. I'll be the guy.”
Pharaoh, in a different hat“I was already here.”
Cloud, two hours earlyDogs Day Out is the sister universe: a pack of seven who go out every time, whether you asked or not.
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